- The strokes: you only live once.
- Everyone: um okay then
- Suicide silence: you only live once
- Everyone: alright
- Drake: you only live once
- Everyone: OMG WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA. YOLO YOLO YOLO OMG SO GENIUS
I am starting to give up on men
Dear baby Jesus,
Is it too much for me to ask for a man who’ll help me around the house, make me breakfast on Sundays, tell me I’m beautiful and will sleep with me at night without complaining? If so, please tell me now so I can give up trying to transform every boy I’ve ever dated into the prince charming of my weirdly domesticated dreams. No offense boys.
I’m stuck making propaganda piece for class with text given to us by our teacher.
This doesn’t look like propaganda.
I don’t know what I’m doing.
I haven’t learned a thing.
I am trying to quit Facebook
and holy shit is it hard.
I just don’t know what to do with all this spare time.
I should probably be doing all my missing assignments for conversational French that are due tonight, but I won’t do it.
I should probably shower or at least wash my hair… nah
May I should work on the ide projects that I need to finish? Nope!
I much rather prefer to search Bengal kittens for Scarlett to play with on Petfinder.
Mom will kill me if I get anther cat. Oh well.
Don’t Bring This Sign
People, you’re better than this. Please don’t download this printable .PDF and take it to Rick Santorum’s 5:30 p.m. rally at Hope College. Or to his 7:30 p.m. dinner at the Amway Grand Plaza Hotel in Grand Rapids. That’s not who you are. Is it?
